I’ve sold well over 700 honeysuckle poppers now, and none have been returned.  Here’s what some of my customers had to say.  These are all unsolicited comments.

  Ron Wilson, gardening and landscaping expert and host of "In The Garden With Ron Wilson"  syndicated radio show says this:

 (question)"Do you have any experience with ‘The Honeysuckle Popper’ you’re always talking about? Does it really work?"  (Rons reply) -Yes, and yes. Spent time with the developer "Mister Honeysuckle", and it does work. Everyone that I know who has purchased one says the same thing. "Takes a couple honeysuckles to get the hang of it, but once you do, it works!"

Here's the link to Rons comments;

http://www.natorp.com/InTheGardenWeek14'6-4-04'.htm

To: chris@misterhoneysuckle.com

Subject: honeysuckle popper update

Hi Chris,

  We wanted to let you know we having been using our popper and it works

great! Our friends from Chicago IL came to visit  and cleared out at least 10, 4 very large, much larger than the one we looked at on your property. I've attached a photo of them and their "pile". We are also trying to clear several very large honeysuckles at a friends and I've attached a photo of Curt with one we got out. Please consider these photos for the contest! We also used the popper to take out some very old, browning and horribly ugly blue chip junipers. It took minutes to remove half a dozen compared to hours it took to remove the same number without a

popper. Wish we would have had it years ago, we've taken out about 60 in the last few years!

We will keep you posted! Thanks, hope all is well...

Elizabeth Byrd and Curt Braman

Cincinnati, OH

“Not only will individuals benefit from your invention, many wooded areas will bow their branches to you in salute and gratitude.”  

Christine Parker

Bulls Run Arboretum

Dayton, OH

Mister Honeysuckle,

  MESSAGE: Last fall while at the Nolls I used and then purchased one of the POPPERS. I am writing to you with my findings after using it for several months.

I find that the POPPER does indeed live up to its expectations and removes the honeysuckles quite easily.  I am able to remove some of the plants that (to me) seem rather large.

R.K.

Oxford, OH

Chris,

  Works just as you explained! Great design!

We've cleaned out an area already and will continue working through the wooded area.

Thanks,

B.M.

Cincinnati, OH

“The Honeysuckle Popper is the best way to mechanically remove Honeysuckle bushes” 

Dr. David Gorchov

Associate Professor of Botany

Miami U. of Ohio

 MESSAGE: You are the greatest!! My husband "popped out" at least 50 honeysuckles this afternoon. I truly see a beautiful woods in my future.  Chris, I will do my best to spread the great news about your popper.  Thanks again for delivering it on Monday.

D.M.K.

Pleasant Plain, OH

MESSAGE: Chris,

   I worked about an hour Sunday afternoon and I removed 15 or 20 good sized honeysuckle. I would not have even attempted that with a maddox.

The nice thing about your product is the small effort it takes. The old way of using a maddox involved so much work. I'm getting too old for that.

   Good luck at the show downtown next weekend. I'll let everyone in my gardening clubs know about your new tool. Once the word gets out, I think you'll get lots of orders locally.

   Best of luck Chris.

Mark Giuseffi

Cincinnati, OH

 Subject: Thank you for your invention!

Chris,

  It was good to hear from you. The honeysuckle you saw is still my biggest, but I have now removed over fifty-eight in my backyard! I also encouraged my friend Phil to buy one from you. He is a well respected landscaper in our area and I'm sure the popper's legend will grow. I have had several women in the neighborhood inquire about your smaller popper. What is the price and weight of that model? I will keep you updated and once again thank you for saving my backyard!

Sincerely,

Brock Anderson

Dayton, OH

Here’s my favorite letter from a TRUE Honeysuckle Warrior

Death to Honeysuckles

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Honeysuckle:

   In the warmth and light of my sweet little home, I can still hear the crying of the Honeyssssuckles… They are SOOO AFRAID…  The holy Triumvirate of myself, your honeypopper, and the rain softened earth has made us a POWERFUL entity, blessed by the Great One.  They know we are united against them. They know our will is strong, and we will succeed. They, with their sick little twisted roots hiding under the ivy, and winding around the roots of young green trees… they know our purpose is their annihilation, and WE WILL SEE OUR VICTORY!

   I approach them quietly with your weapon, crooning a private and happy tune, escorted by my brave and mighty sentinels (Penelope and Max)…The honeyssssuckles see us and begin to quake in their little muddy roots.  At first, I stare them down… THEN I attack suddenly without any warning… Jabbing the honeypopper until I find that sweet little tender spot, the place I know where they are the weakest.  Ahhh, the sweet summer sound of their gnarly little roots breaking and snapping… they scream and scream until at last their life-giving mother lode POPS from the earth.  Its then I know I have their very hearts on a stick, and I can still hear them screaming, and I am still smiling the conquerors smile.

    Just like Genghis Khan, who impaled the heads of his enemys at the kingdom gates, I too hang the honeyssssuckles on the fence by their nasty little feet.  I do this as a warning to all other honeyssssuckles outside our domain who dare to witness… “beware, you insidious parasites of the vegetative world…DO NOT come here, or you too shall meet the same fate as those sick and twisted friends of yours”.

Andrea L. 

Cincinnati Ohio

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